This morning, I was getting on the Subte and trying to step out of the way. As my sisters will tell you, I tend to bump my head when I travel. So I did, and it hurt a little. I shared a sympathetic smile with a stranger on the bus. I thought of him as my subway friend. He was pretty well dressed, probably a business man.
I rode past a few stops, facing this guy.
So then when it was time to get off, I felt a pressure on my waist. I looked down, and my camera holster was unzipped and empty. I looked over and my subway friend had betrayed me: he was holding my camera!
[Now Nina or Devin will tell you that I have a bit of a temper, which only flares up in situations where it's kind of a bad idea. Like when traffic cops yell at me. It's not something I control very well.]
My immediate reaction was to yell (in English) "Give me back my camera, motherfucker!" The passengers all look over, and I'm thinking I might be getting into a fight on the subway in South America - not a good idea, not something I want to do. But the guy's holding my $200+ brand new camera, with all my pictures on it, and I've just called him on it before even thinking.
So then I grab back the camera. He doesn't really fight it, he just hands it back. He looks me right in the eye - and here's the part that really gets me: he shrugs. After all, what was I going to do? I didn't want to fight him, there were no police in sight, and the camera was back in my hands. It was so weird - how respectable he looked, how brazen his attempt was, how unrepentantly he shrugged...
One part that I omitted before is that everyone last night had a story about being robbed or someone attempting to rob them. For this reason, I'd buried my wallet in an inner pocket in my bag already, and put my camera in front where I could feel and see it. It's now buried deep in my bag when I travel, too.
So my heart was pounding for almost the next half hour. I met up with Alex and Tiana at the Cementario del something. It's wear Evita is buried. I took a picture, cause I guess that's what you do, but I don't really know much about her. I just know she looked like Madonna and sang a lot. That's a joke.
After that, we walked around and saw a male model posing near this huge building with columns in front. Then there was this giant flower sculpture, and Tiana took a picture of me and Alex in front of it. After that, they found a vegetarian restaurant nearby in their Lonely Planet book.
Good call.
We ate so much food. It was all vegetarian, and we shared a bottle of organic Malbec wine which was delicious. Altogether,
Let me tell you about my dad's "appendix" scar.
ReplyDeleteGotten in a back alley.. be careful grasshopper
oh my goodness, this post made me laugh so hard! the dog is a regular?! maybe he was Argentinian in a past life. and that guy with your camera?! wtf?! I'm so so glad you found out he had it before deboarding the bus... jerk. And he shrugged?! what the hell!? So I guess that's a good way to learn a lesson about nicely dressed people... they'll still take your camera if they can. jerk
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you still are getting along alright and not successfully mugged. be careful out there, assholes are everywhere and wear many hats (and suits, etc)
Man, that camera stealing man sounds like an ass. Also, that dog sounds awesome.
ReplyDeleteYo, do you still use your osu e-mail now that you are gone or should I contact you via something else? You really should set up a gmail account or something for when you will eventually lose the osu one. Either way, I wanted to ask you what you were doing with your dining table. My brother was interested in buying it if you were selling it. Let me know. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteoh dear lord... I'm glad he just shrugged, what is it with boys and going to weird places on earth and killing locals? Sounds like a dirt bag, but better than a dirt bag with a gun eh?
ReplyDeleteBe careful big brother. love you